lauren.tells.a.story

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

(via renlysbaratheon)

dickfaerie:

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic

lol.

haha.

youre so funny.

youre so hot.

of course i dont hate you.

we have found it, the sarcasm font

(via mic-ro-wave)

stevet0ny:

I NEVER NOTICED THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH TWITCHING UP

#tony’s all ‘i like your sass’ #’i mean you’re crazy as shit but no one can say you’re not hilarious’

(Source: lostiel, via fannyrazo)

themostpowerfulgeeklord:

can we all just never forget when jim carrey was count olaf?

 

(via fannyrazo)

younggforeverrx3:

do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn

(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway, via fannyrazo)

I’M GONNA

YA IN THE MOUTH

starkspangly:

coolfrikkinbeans:

Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.

my mom cried

(Source: callingmoon, via whovians-intheimpala-drinkingtea)

Where do all the cool kids shop in Kanto?

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

(via disneylover24)

allieababwaaa:

my-disney-mind:

petitetiaras:

An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes fashionably late.

OHMYGODTHISISPERFECT

Whoever made this— I am in lesbians with you

(via disneylover24)